Monday, April 30, 2007

Pandas Don't Care About Species Survival, Refuse To Have Sex

Regular sex didn't work. Viagra didn't work. So recently zookeepers have resorted to showing pandas porn in order to get that thick hot panda blood flowing. According to this Fox News article,:

So far, it's been a tough sell, the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, said Tuesday. "Chuang Chuang seems indifferent to the videos; he has no reaction to what he's seeing on TV," Kanika said. "But we're continuing to show him videos and hoping they will leave an impression."
Most guys I know would be willing to have sex, regardless of the circumstances. Pandas won't even have sex to ensure the survival of their species. I think most of my thoughts on the subject can be best summed up by what Ricky Gervais has to say:

(From Youtube user ilickoldpeople)

1 comment:

:: jozjozjoz :: said...

This is a great post, Dave. That Gervais clip is hilarious, too!